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Father's Day 

a second, peculiar type of Mother's Day for all of the single mothers who also have to be fathers to their children.
Mama said that Mother's Day is a celebration of her natural maternal instincts as a single parent and Father's Day represents the more masculine, paternal qualities she's had to learn since she's had to raise us on her own.

Father's Day 

Father's Day: the third Sunday in June appointed for the honoring of middle management. Also known as the one day a year middle management gets to "call the ball". A way to platitudinaly appease someone who's really needy
Richard's bust out brother has a really bad business idea that he wants to present to my boss , so I'll give him a gratatudinal "Father's Day meeting"
Father's Day by Seddy Mazel September 17, 2017

father's day 

Jamal: Happy Father's day! time for me to pick my daddy out of the hat again! Last year it was Lamar, my principal!
father's day by PoopieNigga September 27, 2003

Father's Day 

Father's Day is today! Make sure you spend time with your father, and make sure to make him feel loved and appreciated. If you've lost your father, then recite good memories you've shared with him. If you've never met your father, then celebrate it with a father you know, or with a grandfather! 😃
Person 1: "Father's day is great!"
Person 2: "I can agree!"
Father's Day by Wilted Roses June 15, 2019

Father's Day 

A day to recognize your husband or father screaming at their kids every sports game, eating all the snacks in the pantry, staying in the office all day, and snoring(shaking the whole house).
Woops, tomorrow is Father's day. Looks like I'll just get him a grill or a basketball or some manly spices.
Father's Day by Yeet2005 June 17, 2018

father's day 

Depending on your race/socio-economic class, its a day in June which can be a source of rejoicing or sorrow or confusion.
Special days are to celebrate what is, not what isn't! So take that stupid smile off your face you fockin' bastard! Yo mama' shouldn't have been such a bitch, otherwise she might have been able to baby-trap that sucker!
father's day by dirTsamoan July 2, 2003