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Factory Pussy 

Gross female factory employees, typically from midwestern states, that perform gross sexual acts with their younger male coworkers. These female factory workers generally do not keep up with common grooming standards and personal hygiene in the genital region.
Hey bro, it was getting late and everyone left the bar so I ended up scoring some factory pussy around 2am before I went home

Hey Sniffy, remember Beth the Pussy of Death? That was the best factory pussy I ever had!
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pussy factory 

a man who has a penis that is loved by all women.
Hunter's pussy factory is always getting the ladies
pussy factory by J.E. Thompson September 30, 2007

Pussy factor 

When situations and personalities change in the presence of one or more females.
Her pussy factor messed up the climate in their man cave.
Pussy factor by Fixitrob July 13, 2018

Pussy Compatibility Factor 

The Pussy Compatibility Factor, or PCF for short, is a highly advanced, ever-evolving quantum metric, calculated on a reverse logarithmic hyperwave scale to assess an individual’s metaphysical synchronization with universally recognized, but poorly defined, vibronic energies. Often invoked during moments of unpredictable chaos, its readings fluctuate between 0 and Avogadro's Number, based on an undisclosed algorithm partially written in Comic Sans. Many findings of the PCF can be proven through thought experiments, such as the Gibraltar-Bosenheim equilibrium and Schrödinger's Pussy.
Person 1: I sense that our Pussies are in Simple Harmonic Equilibrium
Person 2: Indeed so!
Person 1: The Pussy Compatibility Factor, or PCF, is a well-regarded and highly useful scale to determine relationships between individuals, which in this case, is you, Person 2, and me, Person 1.

Puss Factor

a factor that is worth saying puss
Puss Factor by SYS-35 January 3, 2009