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uhhhh....Ur Mom....DUH!!!
Ummm...Ur Mom?Ho-kSo.........Bland meat!
Ur Mom. by Dev April 22, 2005
A comeback to win every argument ever.
Person 1: Hey Joe what are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Ur Mom.

Person 1: Hey I have some leftovers do you want some?
Person 2: Nah, ill just have ur Mom.
Ur Mom. by anonymous January 19, 2021
"Whatcha doing?"
"ur mom."

"Knock kncok"
"whos there'
"ur mom."

"Hi-"
"UR MOMM"
My Friend: Hey what do you have to do after school today?

Me: Well I always have a to do list left for me.

Friend: What’s on it?

Me: Ur Mom
Ur Mom by hahaha6161 March 4, 2020
Person one: What are you talking about? Humans breathe air!
Person two: Oh yeah, well, ur mom
(Person one shoots him/herself due to the shame and humiliation)
ur mom by mikeharr163 January 25, 2017
That one word that you can not come back from a roast when someones says that to you!
Billy-YOU LOOK LIKE A DIRTY POPTART
You-UR MOM
Billy-His brain explodes*
Ur Mom by OKBUDDY February 14, 2019