Googlechondriac

Googlechondriac: when you can’t stop googling medical ailments.

Dude! Stop googling medical advice! You’re out of control! You’re a Googlechondriac!

Googlechondriac by Horny Thornley April 4, 2020

Googlochondriac 

A person who constantly "Googles" his/her symptoms to determine the ailment he or she may/may not have.

Google searches (which usually lead to Web MD) can convince you that ANYTHING is cancer. No matter how many other causes are listed the only one you will pay attention to are the terminal ones. If this sounds like you then you're a Googlochondriac.

"Nose Bleed? Google it! Crap, It's probably nasal cancer."

Googlochondriac by MicahStrikesAgain February 1, 2010

Googlechondria 

This usually happens to a computer literate hypochondriac.

You are said to be suffering from Googlechondria if you have convinced yourself that there is something wrong with you by looking up your symptoms on google.

"Hey dude, I found a lump in my sack, I googled it and think I have ball cancer!"

"Man!, your a Googlechondriac, you probably just need to bash one out."

Googlechondria by Deano Johnson January 16, 2009

Google-chondriac 

much like hypochondriacs, these people google everything seemingly wrong with them. ie: disease.. etc.

You: Hey what's this red spot on your back?
Them: *checks* OMFG YOU'RE RIGHT! I'M DYING. I HAVE AIDS. AH. *googles: what's it mean to have a random red blotch on the back of your neck?*
You: Dude, you're such a google-chondriac

Google-chondriac by thegreatestever01 January 19, 2011