Hater: Hey I posted a video of you picking your nose online yesterday. It has 8,000 views now.
You: Yeah now my crush knows who I am and she's coming over today. HMMF!
1) Girl's unexpected condition after Freudian slip happens
2) A state of mind when u disagree with something, but do not want to explicitly say it
3) A mood when u r so exhausted that u can't think, but still pretend u can
"darling how about anal sex" "hmm.." "lets see, whoops.." "hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!"
"(boring bla bla bla)" "hmm" "u are so hmmful! anyway, (more boring bla bla bla)"
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.