An Evil-Natured, Cantankerous, Spiteful, Reptilian-type Female of the Homo-Sapien Species. They are generally easily located in any of the North-American States.

Nope, don't bleeve I can make it to the honkytonk hoedown homecoming tonight, Bubba; the ole Viperess done swore that iffuns I don't be home 'fore dark, she's a gonna do something really bad to me in muh sleep, uh-huh.

Viperess by JoeMcDaniel November 14, 2007

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Viperdropping

The practice of putting one's ear against a snake hole in order to hear if anyone within a hundred mile radius is talking about you.

Legend has it this was once a common belief, if not practice, in West Texas. Many doubt its validity, yet few dare to put their ears against snake holes to test it.

Sam was bitten by a snake while viperdropping to hear what his so-called friends in the cult were saying about him now.

Viperdropping by kitchmaster March 22, 2011

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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