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Dirty dick 

When you are playing fortnite and eating laxative gummy‘s and right before you get the win you shit your self while yelling oh fuck

dirty dick 

The art of penetrating a female with an unwashed penis that had been used to penetrate another female at an earlier time.
I just dirty dicked that hoe, now she's got whatever that bitch had that I banged earlier.
dirty dick by JCS Bricks August 13, 2004

Dirty Dick 

A male who has an STD and doesn't notify his partners before sexual activity
That dirty dick anthony gave me the clap
Dirty Dick by Wurdy Gurdy October 9, 2009

Dirty Dick 

Someone who, usually a guy who has sex with a girl who preys on guys, unbeknown to his knowledge that she is a whore.

She usually preys on freshmen or guys that are unaware of her fame.

The guy in particular is cursed for life of the name of Dirty Dick for the unknown amount of STD's contracted.
Dude 1: I had an awesome time with Tiffany last nite.
Dude 2: Don't you know, she preys on guys like us.
Dude 1: Oh shit...
Dude 2: Dude, you gotta dirty dick.

Dirty Dick 

A dirty dick showered with cum or other substances
Well that was great Hannah but now I have dirty dick
Dirty Dick by Suckatit man May 17, 2018

dirty dick 

When one uses their genitalia(usually male)on a person or object ie. coffee mug, phone reciever, sandwich, door handle, person's forehead etc. Best experienced when observing someone touching or eating an object that has been dirty dicked.
Lets give everyone's car door handle a dirty dickin so wherever they go today they have dick on their hand.
dirty dick by Aaron December 19, 2003