impregnator
britney spears had an impregnator for a boyfriend now she has three kids and pays him child support.
impregnator by danbra June 11, 2011
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Impregnator
A viciously sexual predatory beast. Always has the urge to have unprotected sex, and carries it out between 13 - 666 times a day, each with a different woman. A virgin girl would lose her innocence in mere seconds, just through plain eye contact with one, and girls as young as 2 are rumoured to have had to take contraceptives after being in the same room as one. On the off-chance you happen to involve in sexual activities with one and they do use a condom, that will still not be enough to protect you from the might of a horny impregnator.
Sometimes (rarely) people with testicles are also referred to as impregnators for their ability to impregnate, however it is inappropriate to use it in this manner and generally only older people will use it like this.
Sometimes (rarely) people with testicles are also referred to as impregnators for their ability to impregnate, however it is inappropriate to use it in this manner and generally only older people will use it like this.
Luther: "Mum get down! He's here!"
Mum: "Who!?"
Luther: (ominously) "The impregnator"
Polly: "I'm honestly think that we should have children"
Milan: "Wow! What a great coincidence!" (smugly) "You know I'm quite the impregnator"
Old Boy Scout Leader: "Good morning impregnators!
Mum: "Who!?"
Luther: (ominously) "The impregnator"
Polly: "I'm honestly think that we should have children"
Milan: "Wow! What a great coincidence!" (smugly) "You know I'm quite the impregnator"
Old Boy Scout Leader: "Good morning impregnators!
Impregnator by Mr. Death and Suicide January 23, 2020
Serial Impregnator
Serial Impregnator by Juan "The Garrioch" Hefe July 14, 2006
Snowball Impregnator
This is a slightly convoluted way to become impregnated if the female hates vaginal penetration. The female fellates the male and performs the well known 'snowball', spitting the semen into the male's mouth. Quickly, so as not to damage the sperm by over exposure to oral acids, the male then spits the semen into the female's vagina, thrusting it inside with his tongue.
If this technique is part of a prolonged sex act, then creampie or cunnilingus maybe part of the immediate following proceedings.
If this technique is part of a prolonged sex act, then creampie or cunnilingus maybe part of the immediate following proceedings.
Childless Chap: My wife just hates it in the puss and in the bumhole, but we're trying to get her pregnant. She's also limbless and hates hospitals. And get this: she also had a very scary experience with a turkey baster as a child, how're we ever gonna get her up the spout?
Empathetic Chum: Perhaps you could try the old snowball impregnator?
Empathetic Chum: Perhaps you could try the old snowball impregnator?
Snowball Impregnator by Phthalo Blue March 10, 2011
Impregnate
Jake : Damn Kiersten your so beautiful I wanna Impregnate you right now!
Kiersten : Oh Jake were at work we might get fired!
Jake : Who cares!
Chad : I do you if you two start makin babies on company time you'll be on welfare!
Jake : Kick Ass then I wont have to put up with your shit anymore!
Kiersten : Yeah come on Jake let's hit the bathroom so you can Impregnate me!
Chad : I think I'm gonna be sick!
Kiersten : Oh Jake were at work we might get fired!
Jake : Who cares!
Chad : I do you if you two start makin babies on company time you'll be on welfare!
Jake : Kick Ass then I wont have to put up with your shit anymore!
Kiersten : Yeah come on Jake let's hit the bathroom so you can Impregnate me!
Chad : I think I'm gonna be sick!
Impregnate by SlopNChop August 14, 2017