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bajookieland 

A country-continent undiscovered until content creator, Tony Zaret, brought awareness to it. It is located between North America and Europe and ruled by an empress. The empress of Bajookieland has mandated that no one other than her is allowed to drink water on Wednesdays, commonly referred to as "No Water Wednesdays." Popular foods include Bajookanese salad and grum-grum, which Bajookanese dads always burn.
Paul: Hey, want to go to Bajookieland? I heard they have really good grum grum!
Mike: No, it's Wednesday. We can't drink water if we go there today.
bajookieland by monsoon69 June 23, 2022
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An nyc term that originated in the trenches of park slope, that means "goofy" "mook" and "mickey"
this kid willa movin mad badoofy broo wtmm

baloofeeus 

delusional, crazy, goofy and stupid or all of the above. To be simply put "out of your mind"
That chick was straight up baloofeeus.

I cant believe that baloofeeus dumped me.
baloofeeus by anjosea July 20, 2009

Bajoongas 

A set of milky welky juicy biddy in my mouth tummy yummys.
"Bro she's got some bajoongas!"

"Dude I agree, I'd love to sample those milks"
Bajoongas by Pilgrim Banj August 18, 2021

Bajoomba 

A powerfully voiced, often spiritual, enormously busted and often bearing an equally and admirably large behind. A Bajoomba is a large-and-in-charge-woman-of-colour. Usually wise beyond what the common populace is ready, willing, or able to accept as plausible. Uncommonly seen in elderly years (Wherein they undergo the metamorphosis of Big Mama), the greater population of Bajoombas teeter between middle age and youth, though are often (N.B. Not always) less spiritual the younger they are, being full of youthful angst and exhuberance before full bloom to middle age occurs. Curiously, a large number of Bajoombas have a natural talent for singing backup vocals to intellectual white Briitpop bands from the 80s and 90s.

(This definition is written by a white boy with endearing respect for all the people of colour, and white folk who've ever been able to see past our differences of colour and culture, and seen simply the human being that we all are.)
I was listening to the radio last night. 'Nuvva one ovvem lame 80s & 90s shows. I was really shocked at the collection of Bajoombas they had, last night. They played

Stereo MC's - Connected, Pet Shop Boys - West End Girls and Eurythmics - Missionary Man. Sumfinrnuffin about them black backup singers sends a tingle down m' spine!

Compare & Contrast Example:

Shirley from Whats Happenin!
Bajoomba by Insane Saint April 19, 2011
"I got me some big baloofas!"
baloofa by deadbeatdad#3 January 25, 2019