stabone

An idiot or moron. Someone so stupid that he doesn’t know he’s stupid. Derived from Richard “Boner” Stabone.

That guy bought a Buick Skylark because he thought it was a flying car. What a fucking stabone.

by Kevin Dean Nicewanger December 13, 2019

stabone

A gay male that believes he is better than everyone.

That guy thinks he's better than me, he's such a stabone

by Casanova February 15, 2005

Saboner

When a man gets such a mega-huger raging boner that it is compared to the greatest man of all time, Arvydas Sabonis

Watching fancy hook shots gives me such a Saboner

by Joe Houses June 18, 2011

strabone

sexy cool older man with the intelligence of every historian in the world. once you meet him you fall hard even if you don't see it at first. you will begin to fantasize passionately about him. he is woke, he is a feminist, he has the passion and desire of a lion about to pounce. he doesn't have sex; he makes love, as if he has been blessed by Aphrodite herself. you must stop at nothing to acquire a strabone.

that's not just any man- that's a strabone.

girl, you gotta get your hands on that strabone.

only a strabone owns a leather couch ;)

my dad was such a strabone in the 70s!

that lion is like a weaker version of a strabone combined with the grace of a flamingo's leg.

I need a strabone to keep me warm at night.

by stealmyyamsyoudie September 21, 2020

seabones

Seabones is a phrase to use if someone is ignoring you.

Person 1: Hello
Person 1: You there?
Person 1: Seabones?

Person 2: Sorry I was watchin TV.

by Sampywampy November 3, 2012

Stabness

When you get stabbed by like a thing with a point and it hurt

oh no I got become stabness

by fuckballsindaBDUSSY September 26, 2021

Stabona

Dog House. Were dogs dwell . Were men go when they gey in trouble.

Here Name is Fiona she's rockin the Stabona.......
Line from "Her name is Fiona". B&D anthems.

by Andi Jack January 3, 2008