whomstive

whomstive is an “whom” and “you’ve” together

Elmo: Hey 🅱️eter
🅱️eter: Yes Elmo from Sesame Street
Elmo: Spell whomstive
🅱️eter: Holy crap
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by veritlate December 5, 2019

Whomptie

An ugly girl whos lookin real cute all up on her facebook page, but when you invite her to your house you wanna kick her ass out. When the lights come on she needs a paper bag.

Big Steve: "I'm smoking with a whomptie..."
Young Fess: "Kick her ass out"

by sswp September 10, 2011

spell whomstve

If someone tells you to spell whomstve, it’s a fate worser than death. you’ll be yote to space if someone plays this against you

Barry: Hey, Timmy.
Timmy: Yes, Barry?
Barry: Spell whomstve.
Timmy: *fucking dies*
omg this is so sad can we smack children

by ERROR: Name forgotten in code July 16, 2018

whomstoeverested've

A fucking dumbass who can't tell the difference between an apple and a pear

Dylan is a whomstoeverested've.

by Yaxal March 4, 2018

whomstever

When you're gonna say "whoever" or "whomever" but need a fancier word

Bob: my friend smeared a big fat shit on the toilet seat
Smith: Whomstever would do such a thing!?!?

by Lazar Blade August 21, 2021

Whomstrve

A square, generally classy and posh.

Man my friend is SUCH a Whomstrve

by bubisfgunny March 3, 2021

Whomstve

It is who is that over there all smooshed together.

Whomstve that?

by Y0UR_L0C4L_G4M3R November 14, 2020