Melissa Bilen

It's the most funny person in the world! If you have a friend named Melissa Bilen should you never lost her!!! Melissa bilen is the biggest bitch in the would so never ever be mean to her or you will die...
just saying

Example
- "Hello Melissa Bilen"
- OMG YOUR BITCH!"

Melissa Bilen by Melissa Bilen December 3, 2019

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Melissa Bilen

Melissa Bilen is the funniest person in the whole world! If you know a "Melissa Bil" will you never be bored. Melissa Bilen is also the biggest bitch so you should never ever be mean for a Melissa Bil! If you name is Melissa Bilen are you a very rare and speciel person. :)

- "Hello Melissa Bilen"

-"OMG YOU BITCH!"

Melissa Bilen by Melissa Bilen December 3, 2019

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Melissa Bilen

Melissa Bilen is a girl that has one of the best names in the world. Bilen is danish and it means the car. Soo Melissa the car. So if you have a friend called Melissa say to her that her new name is Melissa Bilen.
Melissa is one of the best names and a really amazing person so you add the "Bilen" because its like she is a nice car
byyeeeee

Friend 1: there is Melissa

Friend 2: don't you mean Melissa Bilen. So you add the "Bilen" because its like she is a nice car

Melissa Bilen by Byyeeebob! December 11, 2019

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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