Americanese

The peculiar variant of English spoken in America. Subject to constant change, usually due to musicians and TV personalities making up new words all the time (intentionally or otherwise).

<Brit> This lad comes in here, he's speaking all Americanese, and expects people to understand him.
<Brit2> Someone needs to teach that git proper English.

Americanese by Evil Timmy February 8, 2004

Americanese

Americanese is the lame language we speak in the US of A. It's like English only English is better and spoken with an accent in England. America's version is more slang oriented.

If you want to visit America you should learn how to speak Americanese.
Americanese is a difficult language to understand.

Americanese by girl hiding in your closet August 16, 2012

Americanese

A term that douchebags use to describe other douchebags because they are too fucking lazy to actually do research, or, they are like all politicians who think so highly of themselves they can just make shit up on the fly and continue to collect a paycheck.

The president isn't lying, he just speaks a different language, Americanese.

Media hacks that brown nose politicians use Americanese to justify their abhorrent ignorance of facts.

Americanese by traykee March 21, 2017

americanese

Chinese food made by Americans or American food made by Chinese people.

General Choi made an americanese hamburger today at Wong's house.

americanese by childo December 24, 2006

Americanese

A word that describes slang slang in the United States.

British person: "Oy bruv, I just had me some fish and chips(french fries btw). Those Americans sound funny with their Americanese innit? Not saying words and proper and such? It's good we lot here don't have slang words right-eo???"

Americanese by PsuedoWudo July 2, 2022

Americanese

American+chinese

So basically me and Shrek came up with "americanese". It's probably already a word but you don't need to acknowledge that. Shrek's definition: Jayla😭 .

So I'm struggling to use americanese in a sentence. So it's probably going to be bad. Don't judge. "Hey Tom! I just got my ancestry dna test back! I'm americanese!" -leave it alone

Americanese by I smell penniesss November 29, 2019

Americanese

Jefferey Lord's bullshit explanation of Trump's lies.

The president didn't lie. Ya'll are just too fancy to understand his Americanese.

Americanese by jACEon11 March 21, 2017