schmuckatelli

the last name for the marine corps version of 'john doe', which is joe schmuckatelli.

every joe schmuckatelli will tell you that the marine corps taught him how to kill. what he did get taught was how to stay alive in a high stress situation.

schmuckatelli by trevor plantangenent November 23, 2019

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schmuckatelli

An Italian schmuck.

Wow that guy is a schmuckatelli!

schmuckatelli by Smurphalicious May 17, 2019

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schmuckatelli • Joe Schmuckatelli • shmuckatellie

schmuckatelli

1. a person who let's people in their house for 15 minutes when their parents aren't home and think they're bad ass

2. a slang term of endeerment between friends

1. mom i didnt mean to be such a schmuckatelli

2. heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy schmuckatelli how are ya

schmuckatelli by pre-wrap December 17, 2008

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schmuckatelli

Steven Cooper

Steven Cooper is a schmuckatelli!

schmuckatelli by hgykm October 5, 2018

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Joe Schmuckatelli

Italian Phrase for a guy who curses out his mechanic and then insults him by not saving his number

This guys a real Joe Schmuckatelli

Joe Schmuckatelli by Joey ceee August 8, 2019

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shmuckatellie

A person who is a total slacker, hack,fly by night, Lazy Employee with no work ethics, Employee whom does the bare minnimum to get by.

The shmuckatellie who used the rig (fire,ambulance,patrol car)last night did not restock the any supplies, and left trash everywhere, what a shmuckatellie!

shmuckatellie by Municipal Terms February 26, 2008

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

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