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A Joel Schumacher Film 

The words you should adhere as an extreme warning before seeing a movie that you might qualify as being 'Good'.
1. Warner Bros. Pictures Presents, A Joel Schumacher Film: "BATMAN & ROBIN"
A Joel Schumacher Film by Mister E. November 15, 2006

My boyfriend pulled a Joel 

A phrase used when a guy 'rainchecks' his girlfriend for the tenth time.
friend 1: "My boyfriend pulled a Joel on me today!"

friend 2: "Aww, I'm sorry to hear that."

A Joel Heyman 

A Joel Heyman refers to a person, typically an increasingly attractive man, that one might find themselves developing a heavy desire to watch take a shower..
"Your boss is pretty hot."

"Yeah... he's totally a Joel Heyman."
A Joel Heyman by andThangs June 10, 2018
Something that seems like a very good idea at first but then turns out to be the worst decision you have ever made.
Sleeping with her seemed good at the time, but it turned out to be a joel.
a joel by awfulshow August 30, 2007
when someone abruptly leaves a discord call
"joel just did a joel on me"
"Ok."
"fuck off"
a joel by soupkraken December 4, 2020
Someone you once thought was so amazing but turned out to be a cheating liar. Like humiliating you and intelligence. Tell you they love you then laugh at you behind your back.
A Joel by TherealAlyssa May 28, 2019