nocturdal 

when you can only crap at night

i go deuce at night,cause i am nocturdal

nocturdal by bigd69er November 2, 2010

Nocturdal 

A temporally unusual stool, having been passed in the evening when one is accustomed to a daybreak release.

I'd been busy with work all day, and after that dark lager it went a bit nocturdal.

Nocturdal by Knight Slider November 1, 2019

Nocturdal 

A temporally unusual stool, having been passed in the evening when one is accustomed to a daybreak release.

I'd been busy with work all day, and after that dark lager it went a bit nocturdal.

Nocturdal by Knight Slider November 1, 2019

nocturdal emission 

When someone shits themselves at night while they sleep.

He woke up with tears in his eyes at the smell of arse batter - then he realised it was his... from an nocturdal emission.

nocturdal emission by Zonal K September 10, 2018

Nocturnal Weiner Party 

A late night snack consisting of hot dogs cooked on a George Foreman grill.

When I got to the kitchen this morning, I was annoyed to find a mess from Brian's nocturnal weiner party.

Nocturnal Weiner Party by Ann_Hedonia May 10, 2008

nocturnal flatulence 

The act of releasing gas, farting, during sleep. sleep induced farting.

My girlfriend had a bad case of nocturnal flatulence lastnight. She kept me awake all night.

nocturnal flatulence by Satbandit April 30, 2010

Nocturnal dirt people 

People of low social standing who wait outside big box stores on Black Friday and try to haggle prices when finally let in.

Ugh…. Here we go again. My shift just started and I’m already dealing with the nocturnal dirt people.

Nocturnal dirt people by Ginger Snappah Head October 5, 2021