(n) A person who insinuates themselves into a conversation by making snide, caustic or asinine comments completely off the topic of said conversation in an attempt to bring the subject around to center on themselves.
When someone or something called Mork is sexually attracted to themself. Sork is a combination of sex and Mork. Usually when someone is Sork they are very diffrent and weird. When you meet someone who says they're Sork you can expect them to be socially awkward.
Guy: damn, I'm so sexually frustraded!!
Mork: Not me, I get all the sexual satisfaction I need from myself!
Guy. how????
Mork: I'm Sork!