epic'd
Past tense of epic. Used to reminisce on past victory's. Usually said in the phrase "get epic'd on".
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Epic Douche
When someone is such a fucking tool, he surpasses the previously insurmountable title of mega douche, and therefore the only adjective left is epic.
The Epic Douche is easily identifiable as being a complete dick to everyone, having an incredibly hot girlfriend he doesn't deserve, enjoys rap even though he's whiter than Elton John, wearing mostly Hollister and Abercrombie, and driving a really nice car that his parents bought him, though he calls it his own. Of course, each Epic Douche has even more dickish characteristics unique to his pathetic little existence, not just the ones above.
The Epic Douche is easily identifiable as being a complete dick to everyone, having an incredibly hot girlfriend he doesn't deserve, enjoys rap even though he's whiter than Elton John, wearing mostly Hollister and Abercrombie, and driving a really nice car that his parents bought him, though he calls it his own. Of course, each Epic Douche has even more dickish characteristics unique to his pathetic little existence, not just the ones above.
Chris: Dude, Logan is such an epic douche, he first cheated off my final, and then when Mr. Tharp asked him about it, he said I cheated off of HIM! What the fuck, dude?
Nick: I hear ya dude, a week ago he stuck his Blackberry over the stall door and took a picture while I was taking a leak, and now everyone in school knows I pee sitting down like a girl.
Chris: You do?
Nick: Yes...
(Awkward silence)
Nick: I hear ya dude, a week ago he stuck his Blackberry over the stall door and took a picture while I was taking a leak, and now everyone in school knows I pee sitting down like a girl.
Chris: You do?
Nick: Yes...
(Awkward silence)
Epic Douche by xCFHx July 25, 2009
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Epic Death
Epic Death is an alcoholic drink which utilizes many different popular methods of consuming alcohol. It combines a Jagermeister shot, a Vodka shot and Bulmers Cider and is consumed just as a Jagerbomb would be. The only difference being instead of dropping the shot of Jagermeister into red-bull (as is the conventional method of making a Jagerbomb) the Jager shot is dropped into a mixture of Bulmers Cider and vodka.
To create an Epic Death:
1. Fill a glass 2/5 up with Bulmers Cider (or as much as you would prefer, the more Bulmers you put in, the more alcohol there is) This is the base and will take the place of the red-bull.
2. Fill a shot glass with Vodka and pour the shot into the glass of Bulmers Cider. Stir this concoction until the Bulmers Cider and Vodka is evenly distributed. (You won't be able to tell but stirring it creates for a smoother taste)
3. Fill a shot glass with a shot of Jagermesiter.
4. Drop the shot of Jagermeister (or pour in if you would rather not drop a shot glass in for fear of spillage or any other reason) into the glass of Bulmers cider and vodka.
5. Chug this potent combination of alcohol and realize that you have just killed your liver!
To create an Epic Death:
1. Fill a glass 2/5 up with Bulmers Cider (or as much as you would prefer, the more Bulmers you put in, the more alcohol there is) This is the base and will take the place of the red-bull.
2. Fill a shot glass with Vodka and pour the shot into the glass of Bulmers Cider. Stir this concoction until the Bulmers Cider and Vodka is evenly distributed. (You won't be able to tell but stirring it creates for a smoother taste)
3. Fill a shot glass with a shot of Jagermesiter.
4. Drop the shot of Jagermeister (or pour in if you would rather not drop a shot glass in for fear of spillage or any other reason) into the glass of Bulmers cider and vodka.
5. Chug this potent combination of alcohol and realize that you have just killed your liver!
Dude 1: "Hey, I wanna get totally shit-faced tonight and wake up with no recollection of anything, what drink would you recommend?"
Cool Dude: "Here, have an Epic Death man, this shit will fuck you up!"
Dude 1 drinks the drink, "I'm going to fuck your mom now!"
Cool Dude who has already had 4 Epic Deaths, "Be my guest!"
Lindsay Lohan: "Epic Death made me go back to rehab!"
Amy Winehouse: "I know, Epic Death is the reason I'm in rehab as well!"
Lindsay Lohan: "Awesome! Lets go do some coke!"
Amy Winehouse: "Nah, it's okay, I think i'll pass, i'll stick to Epic Death, that shit is more potent!"
Cool Dude: "Here, have an Epic Death man, this shit will fuck you up!"
Dude 1 drinks the drink, "I'm going to fuck your mom now!"
Cool Dude who has already had 4 Epic Deaths, "Be my guest!"
Lindsay Lohan: "Epic Death made me go back to rehab!"
Amy Winehouse: "I know, Epic Death is the reason I'm in rehab as well!"
Lindsay Lohan: "Awesome! Lets go do some coke!"
Amy Winehouse: "Nah, it's okay, I think i'll pass, i'll stick to Epic Death, that shit is more potent!"
Epic Death by Poopface and Fucky February 21, 2010
Epic Day
A annual holiday falling on March 10th. Originally started to celebrate the birthday of THE Chuck Norris, Epic Day involves listening to epic songs and watching epic movies (no, not Epic Movie). Epic Day was started on March 10th, 2008 by two epicly cool cats from Bensalem, PA.
Epic Duel
A Player vs Player MMORPG developed by Epic Inventions and later acquired by Artix Entertainment that involves three classes: Tech Mage, Mercenary, and Bounty Hunter. Many people in this game record their characters pwning and then upload their kills onto YouTube.
Epic Duel by Julio Revka March 20, 2011
Epic-dary
Derived from the words 'epic' and 'legendary', the word epic-dary signifies something or someone that is awesome enough to deserve instant and copious gratification (being epic) and yet not fleeting and should be remembered for a very long period of time (being legendary)
NOT to be confused with awesome milk (see: epic-dairy)
NOT to be confused with awesome milk (see: epic-dairy)
Tim: "Holy sh*t!"
John: "What happened?"
Tim: "I just nuked a frozen grape in my microwave."
John: "Sh*t, that's epic-dary!"
John: "What happened?"
Tim: "I just nuked a frozen grape in my microwave."
John: "Sh*t, that's epic-dary!"
Epic-dary by The Invincible Blackman August 3, 2010