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Austronaut

An extremely annoying Expat Aussie Airline Pilot mostly associated with Airlines in the Asia Pacific region CX Pilots They are extremely insecure characters that heavily rely on their only life skill as a pilot to prove that they are better Astronaut than their modest colleagues, whatever their rank, background or nationality. Most of them have low intelligence levelsdumb, anger issues and are extremely insecure. They appear to be decent until the cockpit door is closed thus proving they are cowardly in natureBullies They are abrupt, rude, aggressive and an embarrassment to the Aviation Industry.
I just flew with a typical Austronaut
Austronaut by Hh332 October 17, 2019
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austronaut

First time visitors of Australia. Said to experience weird emotions from inverted seasons, huge time difference compared to both Europe and America. Also, first time kangaroo encounters and you're not sure whether it's a deer or a mouse.
- Went to Australia the other day...
- Grats, austronaut!
austronaut by Shadiac January 28, 2023

Austronaut

There have only been two aussies in space

Call them Austronauts

Ben stiller is not an austronaut.

austronaut in the ocean

Makes me cum
bro, Austronaut In The Ocean makes me shit my pants and cum/pee.

Astronaut's Prayer

First uttered by the first American in space: Alan B. Shepard.

Although it can vary from person to person, it goes something along the lines of:

"Dear God, Please don't let me fuck up"
"The final exam is about to start! Better recite the astronaut's prayer one last time."
Astronaut's Prayer by Skiparay December 17, 2009

Ancient Astronaut Theorists

A drinking game: On the show Acient Aliens, you drink every time the narrator says "ancient astronaut theorists". If the "ancient astronaut theorist" is from DeVry University, you drink twice.
Narrator: "Ancient astronaut theorists believe that...
Host: "Drink!"

Narrator: "In 10 years, ancient astronaut theorists from DeVry University will have achieved..."
Host: "Drink twice!"