someone good at maths, a redhead that wants to have black hair, tried it, and turned into a Reese's Cup. Then re dyed to red and turned into Wendy from Gravity falls. A extreme ONe Directioner, HaRrY not HaRdIN.
"have you seen MaryRae, she real cute and looks like Wendy."
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)