vanilla pudding 

noun

1. A creamy, goopy, white dessert that is vanilla flavored.

2. Cum, or the combined cum of partners.

1. Oh boy! Mom made us vanilla pudding for dessert.

2. Oh no! We stained the couch with our vanilla pudding.

vanilla pudding by monica borbele August 20, 2009

Vanilla Pudding 

The act of shooting your semen into a girl's vagina then using your tongue to scoop it out as you would a cup of vanilla pudding without a spoon.

Ross: Yo, man, I totally vanilla pudding'd Stacey last night!
Tyler: Dude you should have just used a spoon.

Vanilla Pudding by D1ld0Sagg1ns May 10, 2016

vanilla pudding 

a chubby, pale white girl who is sexually promiscuous. A VP is not physically attractive, but has a reputation for being very talented sexually, especially at oral sex.

Got to get me some vanilla pudding tonight. The pipes are getting backed up.

vanilla pudding by BillCozby May 20, 2010

vanilla pudding 

Something that is extremely strange, awkward and generally makes no sense at all. Something totally without logic and severely disjointed in all possible ways.

Origins point to a facebook wall-to-wall that reads like this:
Guy1:Man we haven't partied since the summer. But dang I just remembered I can't party this weekend either. -_-

Guy2:it was vanilla pudding!

I managed to successfully make a round square in the laboratory today using conventional house hold items.

That a lot of vanilla pudding you just uttered.

vanilla pudding by GothicDeath November 16, 2010

Vanilla Pudding 

If your partner has back or shoulder acne, when intimate and before they cum, you find the pimples and bite them; filling your mouth with their puss, they also cum in your mouth, swallowing both the acne and cum

1: “Babe, can I have some vanilla pudding tonight?”
2: “I wanna try vanilla pudding with you.”

Vanilla Pudding by McD’s September 22, 2019

vanilla pudding pie 

When your girlfriend gives you a yeast infection on your dick, so to treat it, she puts a monistat in and let's you fuck her.

My dick is getting itchy. I think I'll ask my girlfriend for another vanilla pudding pie.

vanilla pudding pie by Wasteofmyfiveminues October 15, 2012

chocolate and vanilla pudding 

when a gay or straight man ejaculates in another mans booty while the man thats being ejaculated on creates fecies at the same time.

dude... i totally choclolate and vanilla puddinged carson last night.

frank was upset because he found out his lover chocolate and vanilla puddinged another man.

chocolate and vanilla pudding by shawty got dat sick mind March 7, 2009