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The act of spewing on a girl's stomach, after which she barks like a sea lion.
Chad Brostein: Dude, I saw that hot chick you left the bar with last night. How was she?

Ty Dudeson: Awesome. She was orfing all night long. I swear, for a second I thought I was 10 years old again at Sea World.
Orfing by chsrockets16 July 9, 2011
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The act of gently caressing the scrotum during fellatio.
Nothings worse than orfing a guy with a hairy scrot
Orfing by Bottomless chair September 9, 2019
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Orpington 

Worlds most amazing town if it is not visited then you are not complete.
OMG i have never seen anything so amazing I love Orpington

offing myself 

it means killing myself but i’m a way that it won’t get you suspended on twitter.
Can’t believe i tweeted that… I’m offing myself.
offing myself by rallies June 30, 2021
How the President of the United States – yes, the Comander-in-Chief – thinks “origins” is spelled.
Trump: We need to look into the oringes of the Mueller report.
oringes by Grammar_Nazi April 3, 2019
To go in to the abandoned buildings on and around CSUMB
Hey bitch why don't you man up and go Ording with us
Ording by J-Face September 27, 2007

Harris Academy Orpington 

The failed gentrification of the priory school which remains as useless your nan's knitted condom. Filled to the brim with 12 year old scum who leave the school with more hymens popped than they are able to count. The teachers are still elderly dickfaces who terrorize kids and try to help you solve problems that they made exist.
Lisa: "Harris Academy Orpington? Wow dat sounds proppa posh for a place like dis shithole mah G."
JJ: "nah fam dat's just the priory school innit bruv madting"