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wedgwood 

Someone who is usually very unclean. Waxy ears, messy unclean hair, bad breath, spotty. Also a strange personality, serious at one moment and happy the next.
Alan just went through a break up, he was a real Wedgwood today.
wedgwood by Superstar McAwesomesauce November 25, 2016

WedgeWood Middle School 

WedgeWood Park is B U T T the teachers don’t teach you nothing but they yell at u over nothing. DONT GO THERE

Wedgewood Bandits 

A group of delinquents that supposedly started out in the Wedgewood building of Staffordshire University. A group of highly dangerous but skilled individuals of anything illegal.

They are masterminds at work 24/7 that'll steal your pizza in a heartbeat, maybe even 2. A good way to notice if they're in your area is if you see a stone snail with cigarettes in its eyes.

Be cautious, as you'll probably never get to eat that pizza you crave late at night. Let alone survive.
Nathan: "yo, who are those people sneaking around our building?"

Jack: "dude, be careful. Those are the Wedgewood Bandits.

Nathan: "wow, are they dangerous?"

Phoenix: "Yo, those dudes stole 2 of my pizzas!"

Wedgewood Middle School 

Appearntly here at this school.
You can get away with Sexual Assault, but not hugging! Cause appearntly hugging = Sexual Assault
"Wedgewood Middle School? Oh shit- Yeah that place is fucking dumb."

Wedgewood 

an erection put to one the inner sides of a man's pants, named after a fancy neighborhood in Plantation, Florida
Franklin: Dude, are those skinnies?
Dick: Yeah man, they're pretty snug, and they feel great!
Franklin: Cool.. but what the hell is coming out of your knee?
Dick: WEDGEWOOD!!
Wedgewood by ¡olivesrawr! February 9, 2010

Wedgewood 

A male erection. Literally the union of the words wedge, meaning 'penis' and wood, meaning 'hard-on.'
We were on the dance floor grinding to "Baby Got Back" and all of a sudden he got a freaking wedgewood.
Wedgewood by Dom Todger May 25, 2009