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white mandingo

White man with a large penis so large in fact that women ask if he in fact is black.
Girl: Mike your fucking huge! Are a nigg.. I mean black person.
Mike: Nope just a humble white man with a big ass dick. You can call me the white mandingo if you please.
Girl: Okay (gets railed really hard by enormous white cock)

The White Mandingo 

dope rapper - Tristan Gelowitz
The White Mandingo by F@%CK YEAH ! February 11, 2013

White-manning 

In a historical-based strategy game (e.g. Civ), using drastically superior weapons against a technologically inferior opponent.
I dropped a nuke on Ghandi because he kept demanding tributes from me, he was still using Pikemen. I was totally White-manning him.
White-manning by Otto Von Nukesmarck September 25, 2013

Making s’mores with white chocolate 

Fucking a bitch with such good pussy and/or ass that you say fuck it, let’s bust the fattest nut of all time inside this sex goddess. Then after you nut in the ass and/or butt u proceed to rub the pussy flaps or asscheeks together with the cum inside.(optional, you put your pride aside and eat that shit).
Oh my crispy tenders Ronnie You should of been there with your mother and I last night. I love making s’mores with white chocolate.

making whale noises on the big white phone 

The act of taking a massive poop on the toilet (the big white phone). So massive that your grunts sound like the noises a whale makes out at sea.
Man, I was so stuffed from that meal, that I just got done making whale noises on the big white phone.

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out 

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh