Funky Kong 

The scuba-diving, surfboard-wielding, incomprehensibly funky ape who is so radical he destroys the ozone layer with his very existence.

He also plays well in MarioKart Wii as the fastest heavyweight character, so he's used in time trial runs a lot.

Friend: What's so great about Funky Kong, anyway?
Me, an intellectual: ULALALALALAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Funky Kong by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" February 14, 2020

Funky Kong 

the god of mario kart wii

funky kong is the best character, how tf has he never been in another game?

Funky Kong by StringCool June 15, 2020

Funky Kong 

Full name: Funky Uranus Congo Kong (F.U.C.K.)

The awesome ape companion of Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong, who first made an appearance in Donkey Kong Country for the SNES. Allows the player to play certain minigames to gain extra lives and banana coins.

Funky also appears in Mario Kart Wii as an unlockable character. Considered the fastest overall racer in the game and is used to complete most time trials.

That guy cheated! He summoned 15 blue shells while he was Funky Kong!

Funky Kong by DKsDownBInTheAir June 21, 2009

Funky Kong 

The best character in Mario Kart Wii

How come there's 11 other Funky Kong's when I join an online room?

Funky Kong by renabeth April 26, 2021

Funky Kong 

An OP little bitch in Mario Kart Wii

Guy 1: Just got my ass beat by a Funky Kong.
Guy 2: Ok but what's new?

Funky Kong by bit125 June 18, 2021

Funky Kong 

One of the best character of fiction, his mere existance breaks every law of physics of how 90's radical he is, being also a very humble and simple dude who does not doubt to help his fellow Kongs, also a very op character in both Mario Kart Wii and Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze

Person: who do you consider to be your idol
Simpleton: oh it's nelson mandela since...
An intelectual of incomprehensible feats: Funky Kong

Funky Kong by UltimateX64 May 1, 2023

funky konging 

To do a girl from behind until the point of climax while wearing sunglasses, then promptly smash a surfboard on her head. Then beating your chest while yelling out "Yow, Yow". Afterward pull out a banana so you can really go to town.

Yow, Yow. Dude you should try funky konging tonight with Vanessa

funky konging by funkyKong69 March 17, 2017