Asurito 

The Mixture Between Weeb and Roblox Player AKA Asuna and Kirito in 1 Name, who ever owns this name is unsure of his/her/it gender is trying to pretend to be both genders to find which she/he/it is.

Wow have you see that Asurito? No one one knows if it even has a gender

Asurito by Asurito is gay July 8, 2019

Asurico

Effeminated, tanned individual who sports a fashionable haircut (often a mohawk), wears trendy expensive clothes and reeks of disgusting perfume. Usually of latino or portugese ethnicity.

I was going to the gym, but when I passed near the lockers room, I was instantly assaulted by the smell of Axe perfume and cologne. I knew the asuricos were there, so I ran for my life and never went back.

Asurico by He who possesses wisdom June 19, 2015

assurito 

the basic smell of a mexican...ass and burritos put together

hmm...smells like assuritos...where's the mexican??

assurito by how bout i don't put my name October 12, 2003

assurito 

The act of shoving your hand in your anus in order to clear out a clogged turd. It's thrown upon the floor violently and sounds as if a burrito had just fallen off a table

The pain was too great for Steve when he couldn't motivate a bowel movement. He decided an assurito was the only way out of his predicament and plunged his hand deep until his colon was once again free.

assurito by digitaldevil August 27, 2007

assurito 

What a mexican smells like. A mix between ass and burrito.

Damn, that mexican smells like assurito. He must be alergic to soap and water.

assurito by Cody October 12, 2003