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Caped on the net 

“Caped on the net” means someone is lying or exaggerating online, often trying to make themselves look better or seem more important than they actually are. It’s similar to “capping” but specifically refers to online behavior.
1. “Dude said he owns three Lambos, but we all know he caped on the net.”
2. “She be caped on the net talking about she met Drake, but ain’t got no proof.”

net on the fax  

A phrase shouted out once a sale has been met. Usually only said by those going by the name of Michelle and Rebecca.
hey look everyone there's a net on the fax

Burner on the network 

A term made famous by Donut Operator as described by a civilian notifying local police that there was unauthorized device linked to his home internet
The burner on the network was my neighbor Kyle. He is such a crook.

Clash on the network 

When going for the pink and finding someone else there already
I was all ready to pot the pink and discovered there was a clash on the network
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026