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Caped on the net 

“Caped on the net” means someone is lying or exaggerating online, often trying to make themselves look better or seem more important than they actually are. It’s similar to “capping” but specifically refers to online behavior.
1. “Dude said he owns three Lambos, but we all know he caped on the net.”
2. “She be caped on the net talking about she met Drake, but ain’t got no proof.”

net on the fax  

A phrase shouted out once a sale has been met. Usually only said by those going by the name of Michelle and Rebecca.
hey look everyone there's a net on the fax

Burner on the network 

A term made famous by Donut Operator as described by a civilian notifying local police that there was unauthorized device linked to his home internet
The burner on the network was my neighbor Kyle. He is such a crook.

Clash on the network 

When going for the pink and finding someone else there already
I was all ready to pot the pink and discovered there was a clash on the network

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026