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floraphile 

A person who enjoys have sexual intercourse with floral vegetation.
Example 1:

Chris' date stood him up and so he went home to relieve the sexual tension by engaging with floraphillia with a tree in his garden.

Example 2:

Julian: Sophus, what's your favourite type of floraphillia?
Sophus: Probably engaging with anal sex with my cactus, I'm a self-diagnosed floraphile.
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Floraphile 

A person who has sex/ or rapes flowers and other plants.
A: Why are you sad?
B: I don't hang out with my friend anymore.
A: Why not?
B: She raped my flower, she's a floraphile.
Floraphile by DeadPigeon April 21, 2018

floraphile 

It is surprising how messed up the mind can be. Any way, the act of doing the "dirty deed" with a plant.
The only one in history, Robert Mclandononaff, 27, was caught and sentenced to death in 1990 for being a floraphile

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026