Baseball player for the
Pittsburgh Pirates, faster than a gazelle, sick dreads. Wears his hat in a
ridiculous manner. Could be
the messiah of the Buccos. He is known for his calm demeanor. His helmet falls off when he runs for extra bases, and/or when running from first or second base to home. His hometown is listed as somewhere in Florida, but he is most definitely from a planet called Krypton. He has sometimes been referred to as 'McClutchen', for his various walkoff hits/home runs. Also referred to as "Cutch."
Do whatever you can to spread a nickname for him, "The Flying Cutchman."
Bucs fan: Dude, did you see Cutch's triple
last night?
Other Bucs fan: No, he was going too fast. All i saw was his helmet laying between first and second. Andrew McCutchen is
a man among boys; he should have his own
holiday.