smokey bear 

n. Trucker-speak for a state trooper/highway patrolman. Mostly shortened to just bear. See bear report, county mounty, city kitty, local yokel, evel knievel.

My dad was the first trucker to ever overtake an Ohio smokey bear on the highway without getting a ticket; he's a living legend among truckers.

smokey bear by fizzle April 14, 2004

smokey bear 

smokey bear secretly gets stoned instead of preventing wildfires

damn bro i just caught smokey bear hitting a bong in the redwoods while its on fire i thought he could only prevent them

smokey bear by dog_god May 18, 2019

Smokey Bear Parade 

1. An exceptionally large amount of Marine Corps Drill Instructors in one place at a givin time. Usually in motion. (ie. parade, march)

2. A Marine Corps recruits worst nightmare in reality.

Ohh my sweet-mary-mother-of-God!! It's a SMOKEY BEAR PARADE!

Smokey Bear Parade by Chattom, E August 22, 2006

the smokey bear 

A sexual act in which you light the participants hair on fire and then proceed to ejaculate on the participants head to put it out.

Your mom and I did the smokey bear last night!

the smokey bear by Conor R December 26, 2008

the smokey bear 

A sexual act in which you light the participants hair on fire and then proceed to ejaculate on the participants head to put it out.

Your mom and I did the smokey bear last night!

the smokey bear by Conor R December 27, 2008

Smokey the Bear 

A fucking awesome ass bear who will take yo bitch and yo weed beware of the bear

Tom: "what happened to us smoking tonight dude?"
Chad: "Fuckin smokey the bear dude."

Smokey the Bear by yomomama November 12, 2013

smokey the bear 

Dergatory trucker term for the police.

Oh, shit, here comes Smokey the Bear on the radar..

smokey the bear by Alias 440 October 1, 2003