Schemoid

Someone from a housing scheme (Scotland) or council estate. Usually of poor character with no morals. Can also be used as an insult for someone who shares the same attitudes as the former.

Did you hear about Brian? He got caught stealing from work again what a fucking schemoid tramp!

Schemoid by Corolla54 May 11, 2019

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schmoids

A state of confusion and general lack of brainpower caused by smoking marijuana the night before. Essentially, a weed hangover.

I believe I failed my physics exam this morning after waking up with the schmoids. I will never toke again prior going to bed.

schmoids by Larry Slicker April 19, 2008

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Schemoid • schenoida • schmoids

schenoida

A person who is beautiful inside out a crazy bipolar bitch who happens to be a Scorpio

Omg she looks almost as good as schenoida

schenoida by Fuckoutttahere November 21, 2021

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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