Al Mawakeb School
The mandatory hellhole where you're forced to go for 14 years. Often full of teachers that bore you out of your mind and bombard you with this useless crap you will never need (such as the horrifying things called homework ), mean girls who think they rule the world, and other things that make it seem like somebody decided to put education, hell, and prison all in a blender and then the result is these compulsory things called "mawakeb". Another thing the boys and girls are SEPARATED which is good and bad cuz all the guys are f boys and are all super rude!
Or the single worst place in the universe.
Where people are forbidden upon stepping into a room. You cannot drink water, eat, go to the toilet. The place where we are ,bullied, stolen from, forced to write until you have aches in our arms, where you cannot speak without fear of horrible punishment. Where if seven hours of solid work is not enough to impress a teacher, you are given 5 hours of homework.
AND, if your homework is incomplete, you are forced into detention for three hours.
School is the only place that can get away with such universal horror. Oh, and apparently, education is too good to miss.
Or the single worst place in the universe.
Where people are forbidden upon stepping into a room. You cannot drink water, eat, go to the toilet. The place where we are ,bullied, stolen from, forced to write until you have aches in our arms, where you cannot speak without fear of horrible punishment. Where if seven hours of solid work is not enough to impress a teacher, you are given 5 hours of homework.
AND, if your homework is incomplete, you are forced into detention for three hours.
School is the only place that can get away with such universal horror. Oh, and apparently, education is too good to miss.
Al Mawakeb School: The single worst place in the universe.
Student 1: I hate school!!
Student 2: Agreed
Teacher: *hears conversation*
Teacher: You both have detention for 2 weeks!
Students: WTF!
Typical school scene
Student: May I go to the toilet
Teacher: No
Student: Please.
Teacher: I've already told you you incolent fool
(5 mins later)
Student: Ive wet myself
Teacher: Well why dident you go to the toilet
Student: You said I couldent
Teacher: How DARE you question me!
two hours detention!
Student: but...
Teacher: Three hours
Student 1: I hate school!!
Student 2: Agreed
Teacher: *hears conversation*
Teacher: You both have detention for 2 weeks!
Students: WTF!
Typical school scene
Student: May I go to the toilet
Teacher: No
Student: Please.
Teacher: I've already told you you incolent fool
(5 mins later)
Student: Ive wet myself
Teacher: Well why dident you go to the toilet
Student: You said I couldent
Teacher: How DARE you question me!
two hours detention!
Student: but...
Teacher: Three hours
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