Bird Box 

The art of avoiding eye contact or using something to block your vision to prevent seeing someone or something that will cause you to become trapped for a long time preventing you from continuing with your task or limitations.

I saw an old high school classmate and I had to bird box them so I wasn't trapped into a "How have you been?" convo.

I saw a sale at the store, but I only have enough to pay my bills this check. So I totally bird boxed past it or I'd be broke.

Bird Box by Cheshirecat808 December 31, 2018

Bird Box 

To perform a task or activity while having your vision impaired.

It was raining so hard that I basically had to bird box my way home.

I lost my glasses now I wearing my old script and bird box everything until I can get a new pair.

Bird Box by Cheshirecat808 December 31, 2018

Bird Box 

Blindfolding yourself and then masturbating.

Jolene wished someone would inappropriately touch her but could only fantasize and bird box instead.

Bird Box by Tumbleweeds40 December 29, 2018

Bird Box 

When life gets tough and you need a well-deserved break.

"I finally got some well needed sleep and no longer want to bird box myself!"

Bird Box by DMGUSA December 29, 2018

Bird Box 

When you’re playing a hockey game in Canora Saskatchewan and you have Canora refs miss every call against their own team.

Man we were in Canora this weekend and the refs really bird boxed our game. We still won, I mean it’s Canora, but Rama has better refs.

Bird Box by The Fat Ninja January 12, 2019

Bird box 

When a man ejaculates in both of a woman’s eyes, making her vision impaired.

Cam was making love with Lindsey and gave her a bird box.

Bird box by TheDude696969 February 3, 2019

Bird box 

Something SO fucked suicide IS an option

I had a bird box day..and I'm on 72 hour hold for my own safety.

Bird box by MistaSinista January 11, 2019