JJ Daddicles is Monotheist God on the weekends and
holiday weekdays (but not
Christmas on a leap year) he is the god of amputees, birds, diamonds, dads, laying babies,
eggs, people who do bad things, children, raising eyebrows, adoption, prostitutes, making people have feathers on Monday, nakedness, not having feathers, strip poles, capitalization, weekends, concrete, and just generally not being very good.
He is the pope on the weekdays.