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monetosexual

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Someone who would much rather grind for money than have a relationship.
This doesn't mean the person is asexual but would rather become rich, and not be weighed down by a relationship.
Person A: Man shit, why don't you get yourself some pussy.
Person B: Nah fuck that, I'm a fucking monetosexual, I stay loyal to the grind.
by fatheradem December 18, 2018
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Moneysexual

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"Ohhhh lord look at all that money. I'm becoming so moneysexual right now!"
by Tyyyi8 June 2, 2018
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Motosexual

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A person who shows symptoms of obsessive compulsive disorder and deviant sexual behavior in relation to motorcycling. Symptoms usually persist for up to 6 months at a time (or however long the riding season lasts) but may persist indefinitely. Symptoms may include the following:
-Excessive thoughts about motorcycles, motorcycling and related material
-Disproportionate spending of income on motorcycle related items including but not limited to: new motorcycles, safety gear, performance parts, non-performance parts, race tickets, track days, premium gas, books, videos etc.
-Aimless wandering while on a motorcycle
-Losing track of time while on a motorcycle
-Physical symptoms of withdrawal during long absences of riding

In addition to these motosexuals will also forgo food and/or sex in favor of "quality time' with their motorcycle and often transcend into deviant sexual behavior including but not limited to the following:
-Sexual thoughts and behaviors involving the use of a motorcycle
-Association of motorcycle related items with sex
-Fetishes involving the use of gear such as helmets, gloves, jackets and boots
-Fetishes involving any number of fluids used in motorcycle maintenance especially those in which the fluid is a type of lubricant

Motosexuals are unique in that they are aware of their condition and even pleased by it. Despite the fact that being a motosexual may have an adverse impact on health, family life, work and social life most motosexuals do not seek treatment.
Last week Joe developed motosexual tendencies and blew off Sunday football to go to the mountains on his motorcycle.
by Mel@NCS December 7, 2007
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monosexual

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A person who's sexual prefernce is one sex. It can be heterosexual or homosexual.
Lisa is a monosexual lesbian and does not like men, therefore she's not bisexual.
by R·D January 1, 2004
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motosexual

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An extreme sexual gearhead or motorhead who finds some aspect of internal combustion or vehicles erotic.
People turned on by humping motorcycles, the shape of car bodies, the sound, smell or look of exhaust.
Look at that motosexual, reving and humping his dirtbike and turning around to look at the smoke!
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Yeah, that motosexual, ever since he put a cam in his chevelle, he has been driving around with a woodie!
by Pufnblu4u January 26, 2005
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Mpetosexual

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Originating from the greek word mpeto, mpetosexual is someone who is sexually attracted to either sidewalks or dumb fucks.
Person 1: Yo I just saw a mpetosexual humping the sidewalk. I don't know what's wrong with people.

Person 2: Damn, that sounds like me.
by XannieA$$ August 29, 2021
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montisexual

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A younger man who is attracted to older women.
That Ashton Kutcher is such a montisexual.
by Christopher Krieger October 24, 2005
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