Derpism 

An incredibly stupid joke in which the only laughter comes from the person who told it. This is usually followed by an audible inhalation through the mouth, otherwise know as a Kenny.

Hater #1: Dude, did you hear that Bryant almost crapped his pants?

Hater #2: Yeah dude, I heard you had to make an emergency stop at Waffle House so he could get to a toilet!

Kenny Oliver: Hehe, yeah, we should call him Waffle House! (loud oral inhalation)

Haters 1 and 2: What a Derpism, Kenny is such a dumb fuck!

Derpism by Filthy McNasty October 23, 2005

Derpism 

THE RELIGION WHICH YOU WORSHIP THE HONEENO GODS

I decided to follow Derpism.

Derpism by intondus December 7, 2018

Derpism 

A medical condition characterized by being incredibly derpy (aloof, ungainly, uncoordinated, unlucky, cattawompas or some other severely goofy affliction) to the point where it affects someone’s life significantly. Unlike Derptheria, the person with derpism is instrumental in derpyness.

Huell’s derpyness keeps them from traveling by car, nearly choked to death last time putting on the seatbelt.

Tony’s Derpism prevents him from peeing standing upright, somehow he always will manage to pee all over himself, the toilet seat, the sink and the ceiling. Tony needs to sit or use a catheter.

Derpism by Tonkadonka August 5, 2023

derpish 

Functional language derived from the word 'derp'. Various components of a sentence are replaced with the word 'derp' and variations of, the extent varying on what is being talked about, and it's perceived level of 'derpishness'.
Sentence meaning is usually understood via context.

Basic noun: derp
Verb: to derp
Basic adjective: derpish or derpy
Adverb: derpity
Conjugations: de and der
Descriptive nouns/adjectives: derpage, derpitude, derpination

Famous film titles: "Where Derps Dare, Derpy Harry,Magnum Derp, The Derp Pool

Famous song titles: What A Derpty Derp by Louis Armstrong

All Steven Seagal films must have every derp derped:
Derper Derp, Derper Derp 2: Derp Derpitory, On Derply Derp
Derpit Derps, Subderped

Famous Quotes:
"To derp, or not to derp"
"Derp ahead, derp my derp"

derpish by Sir El of B May 19, 2008

deepism 

The study of conditions of thought, commonly associated with the names of people who felt like patenting their moodiness. Deepism is often displayed as random name-dropping in a futile attempt to make the "dropper" seem intellectual.

"Gary is always going on about nihilistic tendencies... he is so lost in deepism!"

deepism by Oren3223 September 15, 2007

Deppism 

A word, quote, gesture, look, act, piece of clothing attributed to actor Johnny Depp that is considered "characteristic" or a trait of his.

Wearing hats of all kinds.
Smoking Bali Shag rolled in chocolate papers.
"Savvy"
Flipping off the paparrazzi.
Jeans with the knees ripped out.

Deppism by Depply Involved November 23, 2004

derpist

a stupid person, or idiot

dude did you really lose all that money? you derpist

derpist by DIMA Y. December 25, 2008