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dancing bear party/orgy

A Dancing Bear Party/Orgy is a private male stripper revue, for preferably an all female audience, (think working late is synonym for girls night out; bachelorette and/or birthday parties). There comes a time during the evening, when due to peer pressure, wagers, checking something off their 'bucket list'. alcohol induced lost inhibitions, or simple exhibitionist cravings, some of the attendees can no longer resist the hotwife opportunity just inches from her. As though under gyrating crotch hypnosis covered) she follows his oral instructions, telling her she knows she wants to and it is okay for her to feel it, touch it, suck it too. Hearing cheering encouragement urging her to give into her carnal desires, most women don't, most hotwives and those to be do.
Michelle: I told hubby we have to work late, so I can go with you to Sandie's Birthday Party.

Shirley: You will be glad you did. The Dancing Bears are going to be there.

Michelle: Is that as in "dancing bear party/orgy"?
Shirley: Yeah.

Michelle: I read a story about this housewife, her Mom and sister went to one of these parties. One sister challenged the other to feel the dancer's cock. She took it a few steps further, stroking and eventually sucking on him. She offered some to her and then her Mom. Her Mom accepted. She had no choice, plus it looked so delicious.
Shirley: Wow! Me too. Come on, hurry we have to pick up Mom.

gummy bear party pop 

An album released in October 16, 2015 by Gummibär. Songs in it include Gummy Twist, I Want Candy, Woof! There is Is, KikiRiki, Moves Like Jagger, Wati Wati Wu, Bubble Up, Gummy Style, Go For The Goal, The Locomotion, Gummy Bomba, I'm a Gummy Bear (The Gummy Bear Song), Monster Mash, Lucky Star, Lullaby and Xmas Town.
Jonathan: "My favorite album is Gummy bear party pop."
Suzie: "Really? Me too!"
Jonathan: "I guess we have more in common that I thought."
gummy bear party pop by aurriae September 25, 2020

beard release party 

The celebration that occurs when the women who are pretending to be with the closeted gay men (in denial about beimg gay/homophobic) are able to leave their indentured servitude.
I recommend gold Lamay for decorations at the beard release party on August 5th 2017 #dawnsly #deepthoughts

Panty beard 

The unsightly pubic hair sprouting from around a females panty line.

Known also as the Panty Goatie, this is the phonomenom of which lack of the female self pruning causes pubic overhang from the edge of panties.
I went to remove her panties, and noticed she had a panty beard, thus I retracted and crawled up my own arse!
Panty beard by VampireG May 15, 2005

partyboarding 

Partyboarding (aka whiskeyboarding) is a form of partying, more specifically a type of whiskey drinking, in which whiskey is poured over a cloth covering the face and breathing passages of an immobilized captive, causing the individual to experience the glorious sensation of drowning in whiskey.
We've pretty much been partyboarding for days

Pattybear 

A cute guy that looks gay but isn't. He resembles a cuddly cute teddy bear.
I'm not sure if that's a Pattybear or a gay guy.
Pattybear by fishstickles August 1, 2011