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Muckspreads 

The act of a hippopotamus shiting while waving its tail in a back in forth manner making the shit seem as if its been put into a fan
I'd rather place my face against a hippopotamuses butt while it muckspreads.
Muckspreads by Jahgee1124 October 10, 2012
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Muckspread 

When an animal is taking a poop as its tail presses against its anus, making the poop shredded up as it drips out.
Muckspread by Bassistfreak July 13, 2011

muck spreader 

1. One who spreads manure.

2. A nasty female who spreads her legs for many men.
Wow look at Tj. He sure is a muck spreader.

Eww Katie is such a muck spreader. Look at her flirt with all those guys.
muck spreader by Captain Porking February 25, 2014

Muck spreader 

A car that has been lowered and scrapes the ground, spraying muck all over the place in rural areas. Usually has an exhaust so loud you have enough warning so you don't get covered in muck
'watch yourself, there's a muck spreader coming down the road, I can hear it'
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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