neked 

1- Southern pronounciation of Naked
2- Naked and up to no good.

1- He was neked as a mole-rat when he done been borned.
2- She was naked in the shower minding her own business when that neked man got in with her.

neked by senormoomoo April 17, 2006

neked 

A redneck way of saying naked.

Let's go to the strip club and see some neked ladies.

neked by Phrenesicko Decapitate May 25, 2005

neked 

The redneck term for sexual aroused naked-ness. Whereas being naked is simply being nude; being neked is being nude and ready to fuck.

Billy: Last night, when I got home from the honky tonk, Darlene was laying on the hide-a-bed with a six pack of bud and a can of WD-40--Neked!
Bob: God-damn.
Billy: I plowed her so hard that when I donkey punched her I knocked her ass out!
Bob: Damn, man.
Billy: Yeah, she took it harder than The Rock on Smackdown!

neked by billy-bob-earl-jones-jr April 17, 2006

neked 

Wearing nothing except for socks.

She got out of the shower and quickly put on socks to get neked.

neked by Columbus King October 11, 2018

Neked 

The “correct” way to pronounce the word “naked” according to the retarded nigger Jaiden.

“Ew, don’t date Jaiden, he’s a retarded nigger. He pronounces the word “naked”, “neked.”

Neked by Hdsieheysutsysus November 28, 2020

Neked 

The “correct” way to pronounce the word “naked” according to that one retard nigger Jaiden Shipley.

“Ew don’t date Jaiden. He’s a retarded nigger. He pronounces the word “naked” “neked”

Neked by Hdsieheysutsysus November 28, 2020

Neked 

The correct way of pronouncing the word “naked” according to that one retard nigger Jaiden.

Ew, is that Jaiden. Don’t talk to him, he pronounces “naked”, “neked”.

Neked by Hdsieheysutsysus November 28, 2020