Simon Cowelling

When you tell someone you don't like something........ YOU LOVE IT!!!!!

I don't like pickles........ I LOVE THEM!
I don't like your shoes.... I LOVE THEM!
I don't like reubens-world.com...... I LOVE IT!!!!
Hey Dave, I don't like your bushy overgrown eyebrows..... I LOVE THEM!!! they're so soft and fluffy!
I really don't like your TMNT outfit..... I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!""$&^%$£"$£"!"!"!£

Basically this is known as "Simon Cowelling".

Simon Cowelling by Reubens-world September 6, 2013

corollin 

The act of driving a Toyota Corolla all pimpified.

My boi Chris Corollin, we tearin up the streets.

corollin by PST June 20, 2006

Simon Cowelling

1. Giving everything a snarky and brutal thumbs down or hyper-generous thumbs up and presenting it as an expert opinion, while using an authoritative voice.

2. Progressive cultural and artistic ruin caused by the promotion of music that is sung in an artistically dead, soulless, and ambitious manner.

1. He was Simon Cowelling the movie, the restaurant's menu, and even the waitress when it was time to leave a tip. Then he Jeremy Clarksoned my car on the way home. Even his girlfriend was embarrassed.

2. Commercial radio has been Simon Cowelling us since the beginning.

Simon Cowelling by Ramblingvine July 22, 2009

crellin

A kick ass awesome person that you should BLOW!!

Hey you are so crellin you want to "hang" sometime?

crellin by Chad Walton May 16, 2008

Cordeliana

Cordeliana is a super rare name to given to such Beautiful and rare Children....Cordeliana is the type of girlfriend that anyone wants and she will always be there for you unless you fuck her over and ruin her trust for you, she is most likely to be a Pisces. Cordeliana is so nice to the point she will share anything with you...oh but be warned she has a demon in her.....and a lil freak too🥴

Guy #1:Dang I met this really nice girl today
Guy#2 oh you must be talking about Cordeliana she’s nice to everyone just don’t push her buttons

Cordeliana by IMSOSTUPIDANDSLOW January 4, 2021

Cornwellian soliloquy 

A stylized, silly monologue with an Orwellian slant. One hallmark trait is the use of questioning techniques to introduce background voices for ambiance.

His patrons were keenly aware of their parts in the old man's goofy Cornwellian soliloquys.

Cornwellian soliloquy by duskydesert August 5, 2006

Pigmontis Crallian 

A very rare disease found in middle-aged men, usually caused by Penial Disfunction or Aracnaphobia. Causes blindess, super sayian personality, yellow eyed penguin under garments and charcoal feaver.

Oh shit!, Gordons got the Pigmontis Crallian! Grab your shotgun and blow up his Chonboard!

Pigmontis Crallian by Phantis Kruton Manniguntos March 2, 2010