(verb) The act of entering garbage dumpsters, often those closest to stores and grocers, in the hopes of finding and procuring food and/or merchandise that has been thrown away by the businesses. Acquired items are then either consumed or resold for profit. Possibly illegal in some states, dumpster diving has been given a bad wrap because of some divers lack of decent, courteous etiquette (i.e. throwing trash out of the dumpster and then never putting it back in the dumpster when finished.

Sometimes D.I. and Tonya would hit the jackpot when they went dumpster-diving. Why one night D.I. acquired a leather coat that the slick little bastard resold for some three-figured amount. Though frowned upon by some, dumpster diving could pay off beaucoup on some evenings.

dumpster-diving by Nikki Stixx May 7, 2019

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disinterneted

To lose ones internet connection.

The individual was happily lost in webland when abruptly they became disinterneted.

disinterneted by jpg3 November 5, 2011

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hotel cart diving

Picking through some possibly tasty morsels and sealed jellies, mayo, mustard, maybe even silverware on an abandoned hotel cart in a good hotel.

We never take condiments like salt, pepper, mustard, ketchup etc on our Vegas trips we just resort to Hotel Cart Diving.

3am, restaurants closed and BEHOLD a Traders Giottos italian sub SEALED and still on ice parked outside suite 666, sweet!

The Goddess wouldn't want all those unopened Jelly Jars to go to waste on a hotel cart, somebody has to eat the Orange Marmalade...DIVE DIVE DIVE!

hotel cart diving by BayAreaWillI September 16, 2013

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Diving for Oysters

Cunnilingus. Deep oral sex with a female on the receiving end. Generally excludes the clitoris and other external genitalia, focusing on the vaginal canal itself.

Yikes, I can't feel my tongue. I should probably stop diving for oysters so often.

Diving for Oysters by Cic August 27, 2013

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