A yoytle is someone who is so fucking annoying, and unintelligent you believe he/she has an IQ of negative ninety six.
A Yoyta is someone who still keep in mind has a negative IQ of negative ninety six, but will try to one up you. But won't use any logic and everyone in the room realizes he or she's a piece of shit.
Joshua - " Oh my God you think anyone would ever love you, your such a fucking yoytle.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)