honey maid

A trailer park lady that works really hard in order to spoil her freeloading boyfriend while he's out cheating on her.

Preston dropped his honey maid off at Motel 6 for her shift and went over to his girlfriend's house for a fun filled day of sex, pot and video games. He was excited it was pay day and only has to wait 8 hours to get his hands on an 8 ball.

honey maid by AnnaL Koch August 3, 2018

Get merch

Get the honey maid mug.

See more merch

honeymail

The art of buttering up your significant-other through jewelry, clothes, watches and other items of value to the opposite sex, thereby currying favours and reducing resistance to outrageous investments in cars, bikes, consumer electronic or other hobbies that would otherwise be a lightning rod for domestic confrontation.

"My wife hates me spending any mod money on my Audi S4. Getting a Stage 3 turbo kit cost me a ladies Rolex in Honeymail."

honeymail by vrlife August 26, 2007

Get merch

Related Words

honey maid • honeymail • honey • honey pot • honey buns • honey bear • Honey Hole • honey boo boo • Honey Dick • honey suckle

Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

Get merch

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

Get merch

church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

Get merch

honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Get merch

Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Get merch