Liquid happy crack is a homemade beverage that whose exact ingredients are as varied as the ingredients for a good BBQ sauce. but the basic formula is this.
1. you start with a soda pop suicide. i generally mix things like coke, sprite, dr.pepper, grape soda, strawberry soda, fruit punch, and if im feeling particularly coy a red bull or two. 2. mix in large bottle. empty 2 Liter pop bottle, so you can shake it up real good.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)