A sejizzle is basically a slave. Also known as a jizzmeister, a sejizzle serves obediently as court jester for the the upper titty crust of civilization (achdaddy, trashman tromon babatrangoush, Scotty2Hotty, gino de los filipinos, double gay, The Snake, etc., etc.)
Achdaddy: Hey sejizzlez, how'd you meet your girl?
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.