A dirty little ditty, recited by American
school children during the 1970s, especially at summer camps everywhere:
"Um chucka Willy from the Coconut Grove, he was a mean mutha fucka you could tell by his clothes.
He had a
black suede jacket and a big hairy ass. His balls were as big as the tits on Mama Cass.
He lined a hundred girls up against the
wall and he sweared to the devil that he'd
fuck 'em all. On the 98th
one he had to stop, cuz a fraction of his balls were about to pop.
He went to the doctor and the doctor said, 'um chucky willy, your balls are dead!'
Written on his grave all pure '
n green, 'Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin' machine.' "
This exists in several similar variations.