idiotlect 

a variety of any language which is spoken by those who learned that language in its substandard form

A: Like, omg! OMFG! For reals? Like, O-M-F-G!

B: I know right! I was all like, I KNOW RIGHT!
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C: Are they even speaking English?

D: Nope, they're using their very own idiotlect.

idiotlect by kittysiopao December 20, 2008

idiotlect 

A takeoff on idiolect (1948), which means, "the language or speech pattern of an idiot at a particular period of life", specifically, "the language or speech pattern of one individual idiot at a particular period of life".

Though his idiotlect as a teenager was more pronounced, at 36, it is still clearly discernible. Idiolect could be called "idiolex" to emphasize "lexicon" (a person's vocabulary).

idiotlect by but for June 20, 2018

idiotneck 

Founded South of Boston, the term refers to a pain in the neck squared. The idiotneck is the epitome of part-donkey, part-unscratchable itch that festers in our neurological systems and can usually only be removed with surgical procedures such as lobotomy or a blindfolded bris.

At the sleepover, he was acting like such an idiotneck that they were forced to power up the treadmill he was sleeping on and it splattered him all across the Night Rider pinball machine.

idiotneck by Henry Warnimont July 16, 2008

Idiotech 

A person that's not say with technology; computers,phones, roku. ...

Can you show me how to send a pic with my phone? I'm such an idiotech.

Idiotech by Lighting bolt December 11, 2016

idiotretardism 

This is a disease affecting people so that they have such odd Idiosyncrosies that most people think they are retarded or idiots ! Though they are actually extremely intelligent, It may not appear that way to people who are not affected by this infliction ! They are also drawn to curmudgeons for some reason !

Carrie and Tonya have the idiotretardism disease !

idiotretardism by someone with this disease=] December 21, 2008

Idiotretardism  

This is a disease affecting people so that they have such odd Idiosyncrosies that most people think they are retarded or idiots ! Though they are actually extremely intelligent, It may not appear that way to people who are not affected by this infliction ! They are also drawn to curmudgeons for some reason !

Carrie and Tonya have the idiotretardism disease !

Idiotretardism by Tonya=O0 April 3, 2009

idiotmeat 

A big idiot. Usually an affectionate term for someone who is your friend, but acts like a complete idiot.

Comes from the Soulja Boy song "Bootymeat". Just substitute "idiot" for "booty".

Soulja Boy: "Girl, shake that idiotmeat. That idiotmeat. That idiotmeat. That idiotmeat. Girl, shake that idiotmeat, all up on me."

Morgan: "Just want to let you know: I've self-diagnosed myself with HAJ. Unfortunately, there's no cure, so it's just going to be something we have to keep dealing with. Please support me in this time of personal distress."
Jessica: "HAJ? Hilarious Apple Jalapeno?"
Morgan: "No. Hyperactivity Around Jessica."
Jessica: "You are USDA-approved, Grade A idiotmeat."

idiotmeat by momoooooooo May 11, 2011