Lagzma 

Describes Literally anything

I saw my doctor about my lagzma problem and he suggested that I go see a lagzmatoligist

Lagzma by Dr. Spleamen June 14, 2018

Lagzma 

Describes a unknown substance or crust or disease

I recently discovered I have bad lagzma so I am going to see my lagzmatologist

Lagzma by Dr. Spleamen June 14, 2018

lagimanjaro 

Not normal lag.

lag that gets you booted/standbyin
lag bigger than kilimanjaro.

origin: while playin halo 3, I was one kill away from a killimanjaro but then got lagged out "WTF was that....lagimanjaro" .

I had lagimanjaro all day on halo 3 today.
your connection was lagtastic, mine was lagimanjaro.
my connection is lagimanjaro right now.

lagimanjaro by shatteredwings March 14, 2010

lagomatic

a server or gamer that exhibit rare amounts of lag, usually because they got some lame ISP like AOL.

what you get when you host a game over 56k.

"dam this server is lagomatic" (ping -- 2000)

lagomatic by fo-real_dawg April 3, 2005

Laghmani 

Laghmani is popular fragrance made by fineperfumes and sold by Aldi. It is commonly sold in dark alleyways by Dodgy Indian people Who will sing you a song about Aldi’s great product And they will dance for you if you give a small donation

“Laghmani, ohhhhhhhh Laghmani, (buy our product today in stores) ohhhhhhh Lachmani”

Laghmani by Laghmani fam February 19, 2019

lagman 

means tax man but if you have this last name you for sure have a big a** willy.

look over there, you can see lagmans big juicy cock through his pants.

lagman by biigpeepeedude March 29, 2021

lagomas 

lagomas is a soggy penis it’s soggy

OH NO I HAVE A LAGOMAS!!
ben: HIDE ITTT!!!😧😧😧

lagomas by kimfinds September 5, 2021