schload 

shit load -- see shload

There's a schload of calories in this steak, egg, and cheese biscuit!

schload by Stealth Rabbi February 26, 2005

schload 

a choad over 5 inches. schload

that kid has a huge schload

schload by i eat food adobo March 11, 2009

schload 

A hugh amount. A heaping propensity. shit-load.

My boss laid a schload of work on my desk today.

schload by blackthorne56 December 28, 2005

Schload 

Shit load

Mike is drunk, drank a schload of beer

Schload by DEH June 6, 2018

Schlond poofa 

A car part that is often used by ken from barbie life in the dream house. This word happens to be one of the most satisfying words to say and it is great for annoying your friends(if you have any)

“Barbie does this look like a schlond poofa to you?”

“That darn schlond poofa”

Schlond poofa by Jesus.is.hungry July 15, 2018

Shload 

An expression in which 'shit load' is meshed into one word. Convenient for times in which your excitement is so excess that you do not have the ability to say the two words, but instead can only produce one word from the clusterfuck of thoughts fighting to get out. Of course, this word can also be used in calm and relaxed situations so as to add humor or creativity to an otherwise stale and boring environment.

"Oh my jesus, that is a shload of blood coming out of your fucking face! Someone call the ambulance!"

"Hm. There's a shload of calories in that muffin your eating on this lovely morning, George."

Shload by Manganjapoo January 23, 2009

Golden Schlond Poofa 

Barbie Life in the Dream House icon.

“Is that what I think it is?! A one of a kind, limited edition, Golden Schlond Poofa!”

Golden Schlond Poofa by Golden_schlondpoofa September 14, 2021