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if your siblings are nearby and you don't want them-ahem-your parents to hear you cuss, i got a perfect solution for you! This is perfect because it's dirty and it's not! What DO YOU meAn? You're siblings won't suspect a THING!and If your parents hear it, they'll suspect a thing, but at least you're not saying 'holy fucking shit bitch' which doesn't even make sense and will probably make your parents think your on something
your dumb clumsy self (comment 'i' if you can relate!): 'holy banana muffins, I stubbed my toe on the side of the desk!'
your siblings: 'yummy! bananas!' (100% guaranteed they'll say this!)
your parents: 'call the mental hospital'
your siblings: 'yummy! bananas!' (100% guaranteed they'll say this!)
your parents: 'call the mental hospital'
holy banana muffins by totallyrelatableteenagegirl March 25, 2019
holy freakin muffins
Expression of excitement or awe, occasionally sexually related and always followed by a short giggle as the person realises what an absolute retard the person repeating the expression is.
See also: no fucking way
See also: no fucking way
holy freakin muffins by Luke December 26, 2004
Holy Shit, a Talking Muffin
1- A surprised or sarcastic, but acknowledging, response to a statement of intelligence from a usually ill-informed or negligible source.
2- A phrase uttered when someone makes a statement that is completely unnecessary, painfully obvious, or both.
Adapted from The Muffin Joke. As seen in the example, which definition is used depends on the respondent's perspective of the original comment.
2- A phrase uttered when someone makes a statement that is completely unnecessary, painfully obvious, or both.
Adapted from The Muffin Joke. As seen in the example, which definition is used depends on the respondent's perspective of the original comment.
1: Parent: "Halo: Reach was completely over-hyped."
Gamer Child: "Holy shit, a talking muffin!"
2: Parent: "Halo: Reach was completely over-hyped."
Gamer Child: "Holy shit, a talking muffin."
Gamer Child: "Holy shit, a talking muffin!"
2: Parent: "Halo: Reach was completely over-hyped."
Gamer Child: "Holy shit, a talking muffin."
Holy Shit, a Talking Muffin by TwiztedMessiah September 23, 2010
church hurt
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022
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